SHE'S MADE OUT OF SPACE
and her lips are like the galaxy's edge.

Ugh Brooklyn, so sad to leave. Though I’m not that torn up about leaving the sounds of my neighbors fucking each other into oblivion all night long. LA bound kiddos, who’s gonna meet me at the airport and love me down hard?

Sounds like you need to either relocate or get in on some of that action. Are they not your type?

I’d volunteer but I’ve got my hands full today. Did someone else come get you already?

posted 3 weeks ago with 2 notes via teaganmparker
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elijahinks:

Just telling me is enough. Hey, your sister asked to come too, one more Lopez and I’ve got the full collection.

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If you play your cards right then you’re poised to have the hottest company in all of Los Angeles, hell, the nation.

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posted 3 weeks ago with 10 notes via elijahinks
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callielpez:

That might be the biggest lie of the century.

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Are you sure you don’t mean your weave?

posted 3 weeks ago with 15 notes via callielpez
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Are any Beyoncé/Jay-Z fans following me?

elijahinks:

Long story incoming: I was meant to go to the concert this Saturday with some cast and crew members from LA Ink. Khoi is one of those people. I don’t know Khoi but everyone else does. He is getting married this weekend so no one is going to the concert anymore. But since I don’t know him I’m not invited. Basically, my plans fell through and Kat felt sorry for me so she rounded up all the tickets and gave them to me.

tl;dr: I just want to ask if anyone would be interested in joining me.
I’m a little tired of being lonely.

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…Where do I sign up?

posted 4 weeks ago with 10 notes via elijahinks
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callielpez:

I would, but it involves patience. And I don’t think you have an ounce of that, Tana.

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That shit probably just ended up skipping over me. I make up for it with my many other endearing qualities.

posted 4 weeks ago with 15 notes via callielpez
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teaganvazquez:

Ugh. My last day of filming for a week or so , thank god. New York, here I come.

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I don’t know how you don’t ever get tired of flying back and forth. That shit would give me jetlag.

posted 1 month ago with 4 notes via teaganmparker
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callielpez:

Wouldn’t be entertaining to me. That’s why I had to, like, breathe and not snap on her.

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You’re going to have to let me in on your method because I probably would have backhanded her.

posted 1 month ago with 15 notes via callielpez
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Is it just me or does everyone think that people who smack on their gum like it’s their freakin’ job should be placed in a whole different room? The Lord must’ve saved me, because I was about to go crazy on a lil’ hoe named Amy.

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That definitely would have made for an entertaining headline. I’m actually kind of upset that you didn’t go through with it, the Lord or not.

posted 1 month ago with 15 notes via callielpez
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Rehearsal has been kicking my ass.

onlytristanlynn:

Like seriously. I don’t even what vacation means anymore.

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Sounds like somebody needs a drink. Or five.

posted 1 month ago with 7 notes via onlytristanlynn
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wesleyhud:

Little teasing never hurt in my experience.

WHOA SPOILER. AVERT YOUR EYES ONLINE LURKERS.

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No, but I wish I did. I’m so bad at keeping up with anything. I catch a little bit when I can. I like to think I’m there in spirit whenever a viewing goes on.

Just don’t drag it out for too long or it’ll start to lose its appeal.

As if it wasn’t obvious by now.

What is with you people? Do you have something against lesbians? Everyone that doesn’t watch must have some problem with chicks making out, I swear.

posted 1 month ago with 85 notes via wesleyhud
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